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[26 Feb 2009|04:26pm]
[ mood | sore ]

Stefan said the word "twat" on Top Chef: New York last night. Uncensored. The things you can get away with these days, I'll tell you what.

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All Fires. [20 Dec 2006|06:09pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

Calm that wicked wind to pick you up and carry you Eastward, though I did release you, for to seek warmer sky.
Should you be blown back, know that I will always run to greet you, still surprised to catch you every time.
Armed with this small butterfly net, I will face the world alone and never be lonely.

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[30 Nov 2006|12:52am]
[ mood | cold ]

When and how did I become so morally bankrupt?

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I love the devil, I'll sing his song. I will love the devil and his song. [13 Sep 2006|10:47am]
[ mood | listless ]

It's true that the people you spend time looking for never come along until you stop looking for them. And sometimes people come into your life even when you're trying not to look for them. But every so often, you're kinda glad that they did anyway.

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[28 Aug 2006|04:00pm]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

Growing up shouldn't mean growing apart. Growing apart is growing up.

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[17 Aug 2006|03:40pm]
Hayley
Reed
Peter
Janice
Carol
Jon Fox
Hannah

I've never had to deal with people I'm extremely close to moving away before, and now, of course, they're migrating by the dozens. II'll be almost dying without you guys, but I'll also be looking so forward to the days Fortuna stops with the cruel jokes and pulls us back together again.
Bon voyage!
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[05 Aug 2006|06:29pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]

I have a crush on eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevery boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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The Birds, They Sing in You [10 Jul 2006|06:00pm]
[ mood | peaceful ]

I have lost nearly fifty pounds since last September. I am a changed woman, inside and out.

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Rub your tummy and show your navel [09 Jul 2006|02:44pm]
[ mood | indifferent ]

I have a feeling that after my velour-pants-wearing brother, Eddie Pleasures, attends the Peaches/Eagles of Death Metal show this upcoming Saturday (without me, boohoo), we'll be spending a lot more time together.

P.S.--I'm still alive.

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Sarcasm aside.. [16 Jun 2006|11:19am]
[ mood | peaceful ]

It feels so nice to disappear.

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[08 May 2006|10:09pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

'Protein'? More like Brotein, amirite?

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Hallelujah! [07 May 2006|09:30pm]
[ mood | sore ]

Sometimes you're quiet and sometimes I'm not quiet
Sometimes I'm talkative and sometimes you're not talkative, I know...
Sometimes you hear me when others can't hear me
Sometimes I'm naked and thank God sometimes you're naked

Can I tell you that you are the purple in me?
Can I call you just to hear you, would you care?
When I saw you put your purple finger on me
There's a feelin' in your bottle
Found your bottle, found your heart
Gives a feeling from your bottled little part

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Trousers. [06 May 2006|07:18pm]
[ mood | well, I'm wearing slacks. ]

I always know that any day I throw on a pair of slacks, it's going to be a good day.

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[28 Apr 2006|02:49pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

"Take care of your Organ of Corti," says Lars Ulrich. "You only get just one!"

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[13 Feb 2006|12:21pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

Allow me to tell you all about the main reason as to why I think psychology is the biggest crock of shit on Earth. Two words: Sigmund Freud. I've always known that the guy was kind of loopy, but I watched a documentary on his life the other day and it depressed the Christ out of me. The guy was addicted to cocaine and cigars (he consumed the equivelant of 65+ cigarettes a day), he had a fear of traveling (he desperately wanted to visit Rome, and so he tried to, but forty miles from reaching his destination, he turned around just because he feared...well...travelling), he was incestuous (he admitted to having strong sexual feelings for his mother), he literally picked a "favorite" daughter out of all of his children, and was a spoiled brat. AND PEOPLE WENT TO THAT ASSHOLE TO FIX THEIR PROBLEMS. Actually, Freud didn't even fix his clients' problems; he just tried to determine how they came about. Why would anyone actually pay someone to analyze where their problems came from instead of pay a guy to try and "help" you overcome your problems (not that I believe most psychologists do even that)? The guy was a prime example of what I would consider to be "psychotic" and yet his theories are still considered valid by psychologists. Might I add that all of his theories on emotional and behavioral problems were directly linked to sex. According to Freud, if you have a dream about a train going through a dark tunnel, that must mean that you are a sexually crazed maniac. The train resembles a penis and the tunnel represents a vagina, or so says Freud. A thirteen year old perv could come to that exact same conclusion, but it would never be taken under consideration. And just the fact that he thought that dreams actually meant anything speaks volumes about his validity.

Freud is a certified prick.

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Passing feeling. [30 Jan 2006|04:46pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

Love my life, hate (some of) my friends.

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[12 Jan 2006|09:18pm]
[ mood | sad ]

I wish this weather would pass me by.
I wish this weather would pass me by.
I wish this weather would pass me by.
Unless this weather makes me a sweater...
I wish this weather would pass me by.

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Everyone is a "photographer" these days. [11 Jan 2006|09:28pm]
[ mood | my face is on fucking fire. ]

Riddle me this: Why does everyone have such a huge boner for pictures of prescription pills scattered everywhere?

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[10 Jan 2006|08:13pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

I think I hope I die before my friends do
Because the alternative makes my stomach hurt sometimes
When I say "friends" I mean family I like, too
The second teir friends I could horribly get through

Now my life has shame (on me now)
This is not nostalgia, this is not the past
And if it's gonna end external like a stupid car crash
Regardless of my body, regardless of my weight
Wouldn't it be nice if I could say
"I won't change and you won't change, if we could both agree to stay the same
Well then for once in this life I would not complain, if we could both agree to stay the same"

Let me tell you about this crazy list
The best relative order of the people I know's deaths
According to partners, handlings, etc., etc., etc.
So let's be safe because it's on me
I have a spacesuit for you and a spacesuit for me
Spacesuits for everyone, spacesuits for everyone
Spacesuits for everyone, spacesuits for everyone!

This is not nostalgia, this is not the past
And if it's gonna end external like a stupid car crash
Regardless of my body, regardless of my weight
Wouldn't it be stupid if I weren't to say:
"I won't change and you won't change, and we could both agree to stay the same
Well then for once in this life I would not complain, if we could both agree to stay the same"

I hope I die before my friends do

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[04 Jan 2006|05:24pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I had the po' called on me at work today.

It was glorious.

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